spoiled british boy: Admin! oh admin! father said that I could have NOCLIP
My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.
this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet
Some Nazi assured me that a brainwashed left-winger like me could never successfully fool Nazis into interacting with my content so I could report them because it’s so hard for us brainwashed left wingers to suppress our brainwashing
Leaving aside the extent to which I even qualify as left wing and the effectiveness of my brainwashing, his epic response to my post was liked/reblogged by like half a dozen Nazis and I’ve had a few more “like” my Nazi drawings since
It’s not like I’m trying to infiltrate Berlin in 1941 guys, you’re pretty easy to find
As People of Color, we actually have the power to select one (1) strange-looking poisonous plant and market it to white people as the new “superfruit”.
yall forget white people are actually smart.
You tagged this as “#nice try black tumblr”
Too bad for you, THIS WAS ASIAN TUMBLR ALL ALONG!
Writer A: “I’ve fleshed this character out to the point where they’re more real then I am. I know everything about them, including their blood type, their thirty-first favorite song, what they did for their sixth birthday, and which brand of apples they prefer.”
Writer B: “This character exists as a full person in my head, but I know absolutely nothing about them. Once I forced them to talk about themselves, and they simultaneous lied about their past and told me accurate trivia facts I don’t remember learning.”
With the simultaneous rise in antibiotic resistance, the anti-vaccination movement, and with modern air travel, we’re in for one doozy of a plague.
